
Why Do I Print? Spend hours trying to do a good job and it only takes a minute to read. Helen always says, ‘But what … Read More ›
Amateur Journals Collected by Jacob L. Warner and friends.
Why Do I Print? Spend hours trying to do a good job and it only takes a minute to read. Helen always says, ‘But what … Read More ›
HAVE HEARD my Father tell of the old Clock Tinker that used to make his rounds on foot, back when Dad was a boy. He … Read More ›
Let the howlers howl,Let the growlers growl,Let the scowlers scowl,And the gee-gaws go it.You keep in the light,Be brave in your fight,You’ll win alright,And I … Read More ›
A Stranger came to town and hired Joe Murry to cut the brush and clean up a little grave-yard on his farm because, she said, … Read More ›
Mycene & Huggins, Licensed Truckers, have after exhaustive research made known their findings. They declare that 97% of all amateur papers are thrown in the … Read More ›
Tweet-Tweet-Tweet!(A Taylorhyme) Three li’l birdies,All snug in bed,A Wren, a Thrush,AND a Bob-o-link!Now I’ll bet you knowWhat might be saidTo rhyme with Bob-o- – – … Read More ›
The Milk Can’s Romanceby L. Shakshear THE Milk Can laughed and shook with glee, as he happened to see the milkmaid’s knee. Altho old in … Read More ›
Memoryby J. L. S. Night after night,Slipping, staggering, sliding,In single file we go.Our Major is riding (poor horse)Mud, mud, mud everywhere.Full field equipment,Near a hundred … Read More ›
Cows give milk,Milk brings money,Hens lay eggs,Isn’t that funny? Just buy a cow,And a hen or two.Farmers don’t haveA thing to do.– Tolona Fink He … Read More ›
If you have warts on all your toes.Have hope!If you want to smell like a rose.Use soap!If the weather is rainy and you’re wet to … Read More ›